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Touch Demotivational Poster


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples Shit, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


TAGS: touche
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Florisb

Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
So, Derek, you're saying...he's a pirate? Ha, fencing terms elude me, as I am an American. You might as well be talking about soccer. This is a good poster 4/5
Derek - October 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
If he's not wearing a plastron, it could mean a broken rib

GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!

TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you damn mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it

A KISS - A moment in time when two souls touch

TAGS: kiss soul touch
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheSanityInspector - December 30, 2011, 1:02 am
That's a remarkable sculpture.


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.

LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.

THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...

TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by pitbull

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Damnit, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles

TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am


TAGS: find touch crazy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steph1

soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 4:01 am
To a lot of guys it's a big secret that they learn too late...
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:29 am
very nice! x5
forseti - April 26, 2011, 2:39 am
rasicar - April 25, 2011, 10:48 am
Look for her heart... I know where it is. It is through the rib cage... Are you sure that touching it would be a good idea? I think it would be kind of messy to be honest. ;)
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:15 am
thank you RL - it's already up on motitwist
Reality Lord - April 24, 2011, 9:23 am

nice 5teph...you're posting this to motitwist as well?
steph1 - April 23, 2011, 11:41 am
thank you kindly - this isn't really such a big secret
rerun - April 23, 2011, 11:15 am


BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!

TAGS: boy scout touch virginity cut
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:01 am
The real Canteen Boy...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:14 am

IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! Cock block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (butt i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german photographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
Damn it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or FUCK OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy shit. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online photography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?

THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.

TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


RELIGION - Don't get Thor angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

TAGS: jesus touchdown jesus
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 6:46 pm
I heard about this and thought it was hilarious; still do, too! 5L


TAGS: mother daughter touching
Rating: 4.88/5

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IllicoPresto - January 1, 2011, 4:26 am
Someone has been reading the Urban Dictionary. Good for you! Keep 'em coming! (har, har)
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:30 pm
if you look at the tags, it says Mother and Daughter.. it is a mother talking to a daughter.. excuse me while I bang my head on my monitor.. It's a joke, not the sermon on the mount..
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:27 pm
getreal, us people are having fun making posters, you're not adding to that. Make a poster, then you can add your 2 cents worth of negative comments and criticisms on somebody elses's
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:21 pm
took 3 lones to many and has no relevence. are you people living in some religious compound where this comment is somehow shocking?
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

this is totally awesome. tyyt...search for poster 50600.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 8:17 pm
That's a lot of talk for someone who hasn't made one single poster. Join in, show us how it's done. You can tell everyone what's wrong with their posters... let's see how you do it.
pzykosiz - July 22, 2010, 7:30 pm
hilarious and disgusting 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
Terrible! I love it! 5 sets of money shots for you sir.


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


TAGS: pure untouched sexy cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:53 am
I like how she used arrows to accent the general unwillingness to give head.

HOW OFTEN? - Now... now... now... now... now... It actually might be more productive if we do this, Away from the elementary school...

TAGS: touching private parts school
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

supplyfishy - September 10, 2011, 3:30 am
any time i see a hot chick and any time im left with my thoughts fore more than 5 minits
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
truly disturbing! 5L
Fatt Matt - January 13, 2010, 2:02 pm
HAHAHAHA! Chris Hanson on line 1 for you Grim...+5

GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools.

HEAD AND SHOULDERS - Knees and Toes Knees and Toes

TAGS: touch em all
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

bricemara - November 19, 2011, 6:50 pm
its katy perry
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:09 pm
Huba Huba! God she is so smokin!


TAGS: past family touch
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Sho

SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:12 am
Number?…..NUMBER?!!….Why would a number be on aunt Becky’s bathing cap? …and why would aunt Becky’s bathing cap be in my bed?
MissPriss - May 14, 2012, 11:57 pm
Well that's it...I'm screwed. I see atleast 3 and counting! Does that mean it wasn't just 1 family member???
forseti - May 14, 2012, 12:56 pm
It's a 69! Damn, this number reminds me of something...


TAGS: insanity wood crazy looking face dont touch it
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:50 am
That's creepy.....are you my stalker?.....can I have my laundry back?
thatonechick - December 24, 2009, 9:47 am
Indeed. Been wondering how it got to be 5/5. Glad you voted it down; I have been waiting and watching...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:44 am
This pic has been done to death......."pic overused" anyone?

IPOD TOUCH - the only thing a nerd will ever be able to touch

TAGS: ipod touch
Rating: 2.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 11:24 am
There's a FAP for that.

CHURCH SONGS - Pushing for paedophilia since 1962...


TAGS: agdaniele claire security can t touch
Rating: 4.46/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2011, 1:20 am
Glad I could help bring back old childhood traumas, lol. DOUBLESHOT!
NumberXIII - August 16, 2011, 11:46 am
I saw the picture. Then I screamed. Then I started to cry. My roommate ran in, thinking I was dying. Then he saw the picture. Now we're in the fetal position on the floor.
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:31 am
The poster stings... and ice's comment burns.... blow on it, mommy!
ICEMAN - March 15, 2011, 2:05 am
I call shenanigans. That's obviously not Aggy - no piano tie.


TAGS: dont touch the pants cubby
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

deerbag - February 3, 2011, 5:10 pm
that is the funniest one in a long time
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:45 am



TAGS: child gun touch
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:31 pm
Love it! 5L
deadluvva - August 22, 2010, 9:37 am
Wow man that is so creepy. Good on ya :-)
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:09 pm
So wrong...but sooo right
MrRandom - August 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
That's just....... horrible. Of course, I'm a big fan of horrible.

THAT'S THE LAST THING I REMEBER - When I woke up my right hand was gone.


TAGS: baseball love of the game the untouchables al capone tough boss
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by suenero

suenero - November 2, 2010, 11:07 pm
I agree. I wish I could have found a better picture of it online. If I had the dvd, I've would have got a better pic from a screen capture.
rudeboy308 - November 2, 2010, 10:57 pm
One of the best killing scenes in the movie.

PARANOID IMAGES - For 999,999 of us it's a pointless picture. But for Robert Webster...


REALLY...... LOOK AT THIS. - Would I even dare have Eminem touch this body???

immaculate -

TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am
Sho, Sarah Kay?

GET YOUR HANKIES OUT - you're going to need them

TAGS: so touching
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:45 pm
LOL Airman!
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 8:56 pm
i wish they'd show up at my house and give me beer..... scratch that, got wiskey?
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:54 pm
Frakkin cheapskate Greybeards. Keeping all the chocolate covered bacon for themselves. 5



TAGS: hammy cant touch this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - March 8, 2011, 5:58 pm
I wish I had moves like that... apparently i have three left feet...
motinet - March 8, 2011, 5:50 pm


Mao, Uggy, and Missy -

TAGS: touchy subject with a twist
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three shots…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!

IMMORTALITY - Lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.

TAGS: immortality in people youve touched
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:34 am
but Fritzl didn't want to touch the masses. his daughter would have been enough for him...


TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.

IPOD TOUCH - Feel the power of the iPod!

TAGS: ipod touch ipod painting wizard boy
Rating: 2.7/5

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Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:31 am
1L-no funny

AND SOMETIMES... - when we touch, the honesty's too much...

Talent -

TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours

All in the Presentation -

TAGS: touch boobs all presentation
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 11, 2013, 8:49 pm

Also to prevent some forms of breast cancer. http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

Lateral Movement -

Sage Advice -